i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I AM VODKA MAN
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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