how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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