In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
