I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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