you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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