All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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