if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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