Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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