We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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