so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
We left an ass print on the piano.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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