your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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