i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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