spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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