What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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