I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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