No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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