y did u give ur computer a hand job?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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