Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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