Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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