Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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