And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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