In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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