Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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