I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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