i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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