but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
It's official drugs can't kill me
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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