My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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