So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
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