fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I've blown a few things in my day
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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