Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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