your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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