I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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