i would punch a child for taco bell
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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