It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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