I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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