On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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