What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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