Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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