can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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