let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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