WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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