So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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