Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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