I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Sext me about skeletons
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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