you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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