How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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