The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
dude. I can hear the air.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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