Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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