"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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