Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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